About Me: Ever read those weird, non-sexual messages written on the sides of the public bathroom walls? Y'know, the ones which read 'The jelly beans are chasing me! Yellow, red, and green ones too! Eeeek! A blue one stole my shoe!'... Ok, well, maybe you haven't read any like that, but if you have, you can call this the on-going story behind them. (Yes, I have actually written that on a bathroom wall, and yes, I actually came up with that. No, you do not want to know, so don't ask.)